Clarissa, please post a pic of yourself so I have a frame of refrence for your tater tot report. oops, i mean tortie tot.

Reminds me of a good recipe. "ol Lutheran tater-tot hotdish"

brown up a couple pounds of burger and onion, put in a 9x13 mix with a can of cream of shroom and cream of celery and a can of milk, add a layer of french cut green beans and or corn, a layer of shredded cheese if you like, Orida seasons tater tots lined up on top like rows of toy soldiers, bake at 350 for 45 min. nummy!

Hi Wedwedwed!!!
You sound different! Me had Olivia translate for me.

Me help mommie keep happy! Me chewed on her fingers last night. Made her wakey up and say OW!!! Hehehe. Then me showed her how much me love the tunnel. You have tunnel? Me try to keep her in wine, but mommie gives me tweats anyway.

Me not like water. Yucky!!!
Bye bye!
Clarissa

MOMMIE, evil man wants to bake me!!!

Winston and Alaska here again.. TortieTot, don't worry,This man not evil man just want photos to show you not Orida TadaTot! This man berybery nice! Haz bery cute kittin named AngelPuss plus many udder kitties! Bery nice man dat luv kittykats!!! Maybe ask Olivia for translation again~ she older cat and so explain much to you! Your helpful senior kittykat citizens~ we you and all udder kitties here (even some dogz)! catz rule

Hi.
Tanks Alaska and Winston for advice. Me talk to Olivia and she said person man would not bake me -- me too big to fit in dish! Me got really scared so me hid in tunnel for mommie. Mommie said Olivia just pulling my leg and Unca Dan is really nice man and not hurt me. Mommie sayz Unca Dan called me tater tot because me so cute.

Unca Dan, yous can call me tater tot then!!! Me likes you.

Now, me go figure out how to pull Olivia leg and not have her ninja me.
Clarissa

Don't be upset, Clarissa. My vet said I looked like a chicken!!!!

Bogart

Hi Bogart!!!
You look like handsome nice man kitty! Not like chicken. Was vet pulling your leg? Me tried that with Olivia and she bopped me. Guess me not use claws? Things soo complex -- me just want to have fun.

Me going to go nap so I can help mommie have fun at 2am!
Bye!!!
Clarissa

Clarissa..guess what I had today??????
Mommzie was making a roast chicken, so she gave me the gizzards?
You know...that stuff that comes in the wittle bag inside the chicken body?
Me thinks it was a and a wiver....then whens I eat all dat....she gave me
da raw neck (it was very small, small chicken..the neck was about the size of mommzies
wittle finger).
I eats it all up..mommzie said Linda would be proud of me

You are lucky...you have brudders and sisters to play with....I am all alones here..gets
very boring at times...
Cable guy came today...so exciting..I was sleeping on stool by TV and when I moved,
he jumped.....he thoughts I was not real Was exciting to scare someone

Your friend,
Dolly

Hi You Magesty Princess Dolly!
Me likes chicken too!!! Mommie said she's very, very proud of you for eating stuff from little bag. Me don't get stuff from little bag -- it it yummy? Me don't get necks. Mommie sayz they too big for me.

Me gots lots of other kitties to play wiff, but they mostly want to sleeps. Me try play with Isabel -- she pretty like you and silver -- but she gets grumpy and boppers me. Me bop back sometimes. Hehehe. Mommie says no. Why no? Is this because she silver princess? You can come and play with me. Me let you use crinkle tunnel -- makes crinkle noise!

You's scared cable man? WOW! Me not scare anyone -- people think me cute. ME want to be fierce and scare peoples like you did.

Me need to go. It's dindin time!!!
Thank you for talking to me. Me hope I didn't say nothing wrong since you are very important princess!
Clarissa