Hi's friends!!!
Me again -- Claaaarisa!!!

Me thoughts I should let you knows mommsie brought home new fun toy -- crinkle tunnel. Me run into it and it makes crinkle noise. Me run out and it makes crinkly noise. Me drag mousy into tunnel and play and it makes crinkle noise. I luvs crinkle noise! Its got a side hole too so I can watch foots go by and then jump out to get them. That's lots of fun too. And that makes crinkle noise too!!! Me get bored at night so me play in crinkle tunnel and not bother mommie. See, me good!

Me also got extra treat last night. Me hero!!! Mommie forgot to set alarm other night, but me remembered what time she gets up so me sat in her face and she wokes up. She made it to important meeting on time thanks to me. So me get extra treat!!! Alarm didn't go off this morning either, so me walks her up today with my butt in her face. I bets me get 2 extra treats tonight because me did it twice. See, me good and helpful princess!!!

Mommie only goes away 21 more days and then she stays home and plays with me all day. Is 21 lots of days? Me can't count past 3 -- 1, 2, 3, more! That's how many treats me get at nights. I wants mommie home lots!!!

Well, me's got to go and protect bedroom from bad mousy! Bad mousy tried to get in mommie shoe but me stopped him.
Writes lots of replies -- me like talking to friends!

Bye!!!
Clarissa

Claaaarisa aka TortieTot
Winston and Alaska here commending you on your eggsalent job sittin on your Momz and waking her up in time to go to work! Next time she gives you one extra treat touch her hand softly with your paw and look up soulfully into her eyes...and maybe she'll go "awwwww" and give you 2 more!

We think we told you about the butt in face routine. The hoomans don't like that as much as gettin their eyelids licked while they're sleeping or crunching on their hairline on their forehead.. try those tec-neekz as they wake up to that and say "stop that!" Stop that means don't stop!

Good mousing too! That's fun! We love to catch mice.. can we come over cuz there's no mice here!

Ok we gotta get back to sleep ..we mean work. We're busy being quiet and laying low so our momz won't run the stoopid noisey vacoom.. we hate that monster machine!

Hi Winston and Alaska! Thanks for answering!
Me try the soulfully eye with her, but she hard sometimes. Me try it with daddy -- he easy. Hahaha.

Me try to remember to lick eyelids or forehead thing. I didn't forget about hoomans not liking butt -- not really. Me was sitting and trying to bite daddys fingers and, well, my butt was in mommsies face. But it worked out okay!

And sure you can come over and play mousy with me! Me got lots of mousies. Maybe I send you some? James said to put them in noisy machine and then your mommy has to take it apart to get mousy out. Machine not bother you then!

Gots to go,
Clarissa

thank goodness , you knew about the alarm clock, I thinks you get extra treats for baby sitting clocks. and mom, your crinkle tunnel sounds like a ball, I come over and play with you.

Hi Bluie!!!
You can comes over and play anytime. Me likes play! Other kitties here not like to play much...
Clarissa

Hellow Claw-Rissa
I love sleeping with momzie. I love treatz. I got a shave. Momzie sez I look like a pwunker, I don't know what that is but I don't care. I am still fierce, mighty Ice Bear Cat Man ! HA ! I've never seen a mouwze but I cat-sjed a budderfly a couple of weeks ago, dat was fun !I like to sleep a lot, at the moment it is cold here in Belzjiumz but momzie putted on sentral heeting.
Bye for now Claw-Rissa
Miew friend Dylan

Hey, I gots nother reply!!! Yipee!!!

Hi Dylan, mighty Ice Bear Man Cat!
Me not know where Belzjiumz but mommie sayz if further than vet so it take long time to get there. Sorry it cold there. Maybe I could send box of hot air for you. Maybe I can't -- I sent my allowance to help hurt kitties in Greese. Hmmm, maybe I coulds borrow money for stamps from Robbie...me not beat him up, so he likes me.

What does pwunker look like? Mommie shaved part of me too. Me have bald back but fluffy butt! Clancy said me look silly so I bopped him. Hehehe.

Hey, maybe wen I send box of hot air, you can crawl in box and your mommie can send you here? Then we can play mouwzy together! Me like that!!!

Me gots to go -- daddie making bread and me needs to help!
Bye, Mighty Ice Bear Man Cat!!!
Claw-Rissa

!!! Claw-Rissa !!!
If mew haf bald back, miew is Punkster Gurlie ! Me, eye am Punker Boy
Too bad it ain't Purrrdi Gras or Purr-lo-ween coz' us could do trick and treat and get loads of fresh mouwzies (fur mew) and kitty snax (fur bof of uz)
I izz 'appy da Grease kitties got helped ! I don't haf allowance coz' Patts (my sis) is Finansjial Eksecuwtif and her "does" all finansjial tings. Me and Nels just ave to lissen and hobey..... or else !!!!
Au Revoir Punky Claw-Rissa, sending nose licks from Belzjium from Dylan The Ice Bear Man

Hi again, Dylan, Mighty Ice Bear Man Cat!
We Punkster Kitties!!! Me like to have punkster friend so other kitties not make fun of me.
Me sorry you don't gets allowance. Maybe me talks to dis Patts and tells her you needs allowance to buy toys.

Oopsie, me needs to go -- mommie filling dishes!
Claw-Rissa
me like that name!

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